There once was a kid named Jebron. He always pondered why he had such an unusual name. He was born in Ohio where all the fanum tax happens. He would always be up to date with the latest brainrotting trends because all of them were set in Ohio. He lived in a small bungalow with a basketball hoop outside. He always dreamed of being a professional basketball player one day and he got his inspiration from a man named Jickeal Mordan who was in his mid-twenties at the time. As the years passed, Jebron attended multiple basketball clubs. Ones from Michigun, a few from New York, Alaska, Colorado, Florida, Arizona, California, Kentucky, Georgia, Minnesota, Mississippi, North Dekota you name it! Yet he was always not good enough! Every single time he would drop-kick the ball, kick it, knee it, header it or something else, that’s why they all recommended football.
He always wanted to be a pro b-ball player! He had posters on his wall of the greatest NBA stars and wished every night when he went to bed, “One day, maybe not tomorrow or in a week’s time, but one day, I’ll be on the same pitching grounds as those guys were once on.” One day he got a phone call from his mum saying that he needs to come over as soon as he can! He was worried about what had happened and slipped on his Nikie’s and jumped into his tech fleece and zipped into the car faster than the eye could blink! Burning fuel through the dashing rain he made it in 5 minutes or less! When he arrived he saw people taking her car, he had no idea what was going on but told the people to leave the stuff alone. They explained to him that she didn’t have enough money for car insurance. He didn’t understand until he saw she had crashed into the back of a van so the whole front of the car was all destroyed. He didn’t know what to do.
He remembered though that every basketball coach said he would be better off with football. When he looked into it, he saw that if he won the finals, he could earn a seriously big chunk of cheese. All that was stopping him now was that his dream hope… would have to take an ugly turn.