‘Corn Corn’ is actually something that my brother made up in a story he made that isn’t yet on the website.
It’s literally corn kernels that have been sitting on your kitchen counter for generations and have absolutely no water in it whatsoever.
The point is, it’s stupid.
‘Corn Corn’ has 2 flavours (I think): Corn Corn original and Corney Corn.
I invented ‘Corney Corn’ and it’s just more stale.
‘Corn Corn’ is silly, stupid, putrid, rancid, nasty, revolting, unpleasant, overall disgusting, gross, foul, repulsive, sickening, loathsome, minging, feted, abominable, hideously gruesome and squalid. It should have just never been invented in the first place but boo-hoo here we are now.
Basically, ‘Corn Corn’ is magical.
‘Corn Corn’ is weird in SO many ways. Have you ever had Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut Flakes? In summary, they never get soggy unless left unattended for more than 20 minutes and are super delicious. ‘CORN CORN’ on the other hand never gets soggy unless unattended for MILLIONS of YEARS!
It also never comes in small packaging. Although it’s super cheap, ‘Corn Corn’ only comes in 10kg boxes. (that is at least the average wait of a not-super-chubby 1 year old). C.C is also super popular somehow. Parents who don’t love their kids or parents who need a cheap savoury thing for their kids to eat that will last a lifetime and pick out a random thing for the shopping aisle, it’s ‘Corn Corn’ no doubt.
Nobody Knows Why But ‘Corn Corn’ Is “Cereal”.
Lots of people use C.C as cereal. They pour milk on it and all that jazz. It’s weird because it doesn’t even taste nice but like I said earlier, that’s why parents who don’t love their kids buy it so often.
Thank you for reading and I hope you understand what ‘Corn Corn’ is now.
BYE!