One mystical day, Bill took a stroll down the golden, sandy beach with his girlfriend Jennifer when he spotted something in the distance. He described it as a ‘shimmering green object that was calling to him!’ It was like an outlook when he came closer! He saw it then and he saw it there but little did Bill know, when he opened this bottle, his life would have changed forever!
You may be wondering how Bill got to this point. Rewinding, he was in the Science lab at work, working on an atomic bomb that Elon Musk could use for his experiment about o2 crystals and water molecules on the surface of Mars that might activate and open up when exploded so that life forms could be possible and humans could maybe live on Mars as well as Earth. Bill was the main Science instructor. He was the man with the plan. He was the person who made the actual blueprints for the bomb. His assistant, Jennifer, was also helping a lot! She was the woman with the… I don’t know what rhymes with woman but she helped a lot is what I’m trying to say.
Bill woke up the next morning in his sleep pod with nausea, blurred-sight and unsteadyness. He didn’t know what was going on but then, out of the wide open blue, he passed-out! Jennifer saw this happening from across the room and rushed over. He was dead. Bill had literally just died in front of his assistant/girlfriend. Jennifer started to sob bitterly. She called an ambulance and they clarified that he had died.
A few weeks went by and the bomb was finished. Elon launched it, it hit Mars, and the plan worked! The Science Lab rejoiced but Jennifer just thought how happy and amazed Bill would be if he was still here. On Mars, streams sprung for miles! Unordinary life no one had ever seen before erupted from the ground and began walking and trotting all over Mars! It had an aroma though that was super rare that was in the air that could heal any dead thing. One of the Mars Rovers threw a sample and 9 hours later it arrived at earth.
In an instant, Jennifer sprang to NASA and stole the sample! She ran back to Bill and opened the small sample of air and he rose up! He took multiple breaths of air and with every breath he began to feel better and better. Jennifer hugged him tightly and began to cry tears of joy. He unravelled that he was feeling cryptic and confused. One second he was ascending, the next second he was back on the ground. Jennifer explained what had happened and then he began to cry because he never actually thought that she loved him but it proved to be true when she explained what she had just done to save his life with the chance of going to prison or dying herself.
Fast forward a couple years and Bill and Jenn were on the beach and he saw a bottle. He picked it up and opened it up. It had a message that read, ‘Dear people of Earth, my name is Hopletonseph and I have found out how to write in your language as you can see. I am writing a message to save our kind and many others on our planet. Please, save our kind. We know you can do it! Our Emperor is planning to destroy your planet. Our planet is next. Although he could destroy us first, he wants to put us on the tips of our trotters. I am trying to put a stop to what he is going to do but if I do, he will destroy us instead. Please, I beg of you, save us, save Tatlekind! -Kind and hurried regards, Hopletonseph.’
Bill knew what to do. He made a protective shield up and then flew to Mars in a vivid flash! He found Hopletonseph and he was fighting the Emperor! Bill was scared because they were so much bigger than him. He went back to his ship and adventured through his machinery. He found a freeze taser and shot it at the Emperor. The Emperor saw it and then threw Hopletonseph in the way.
The Emperor launched at him and started fighting. Punch after hit after kick after slap after knee after uppercut after bodyslam, the Emperor was down. The whole of Mars rejoiced! He flew back to Earth and the whole of Earth rejoiced along with Mars.
Jenn and Bill got married the following year. They did, and I mean this, lived happily ever after. But little did Bill know, this was just the beginning to his story.
THE END