One soggy afternoon there was a cat named Danny. Danny was a midnight dark and plain white tomcat. He was a pleasant outside cat that was extremely bored but it would change the second he stepped into the USS enterprise. You see the reason he went inside that spaceship was because living in a shoe box got very cramped so he got a taxi. Danny was gonna go to Teletubbyland. You might be wondering why he was going there and it was because he needed a LaLa steak but to be able to get LaLa he would need tools. The first item he would need is a MG 42 ( aka hitlers buzzsaw), it’s a very powerful machine gun in fact one of the best in the world. Next he would need five spoon grenades to paralyse the other 3 Teletubby. And last but not least an air strike to make the clean escape. The plan was simple: get in, let loose the grenades, shoot LaLa and get out before the air strike went off. The plan was a huge success. He got the LaLa meat so now he could prepare it.
First he would cut the joint near the tv but not too close otherwise it would taste all static. Next he would remove the bullets (which was easy since they were 5 inches long). Then he would season it with some Maldos flaky sea salt. Then he would let darth sidious roust it under his fingers. And finally serve to Hans moleman in an extra large peanut colada. But what Danny didn’t know was that Po was still alive and he was planning revenge.