Basically, we have a cat named Miss Miss. Not a very exciting cat but a cat that is very lively. He would jump around like wild! One day this particular cat decided to just not eat his big bowl of corn corn. He just decided he did not like corn corn anymore. Then he wanted to paint the house. When everyone went out to work at the disgusting corn corn corn factory which corn corn originates from, he launched his plan!
You may be a bit confused how and why a cat wanted to paint the house. He wanted to paint it black and white, the same colour as him! You see, he needed to somehow get rid of his kittens- kidding but the house was blue, red, yellow and purple. He hated these colours! Literally his least favourite colours of all! He went and had a secret meeting with the P.C.S.C.O.K. (the PUSSY CAT SECRET CORP OF KITTENS.) and they discussed that they had to make the paint themselves. For the black paint, they used black cat hairballs, crushed up blackboard, black ink, black soap for good smells and dark chocolate. For the white paint they used white cat hair balls, crushed up whiteboard, white ink, white soap for good smells and white chocolate.
They got to work fast! They only had an hour or two so they worked super speedy! After they finished painting the house, they still had leftover paint which they couldn’t have because they can’t have proof it was them. They took down the shoeboxes and dipped them in the paint and dipped some accessories in the paint as well.
“What a fat big ol’ day at the ‘corn corn corn factory’!” Said Sam. “I know right?!” Said Amanda. Then Samson said in a very excited voice, “I can’t wait to give Miss Miss a bowl of our brand new ‘corney corn’ flavour of ‘corn corn’!” Apollo then said, “Nobody even likes that stupid ‘corn corn’ stupidness! I prefer ‘Jimey’s Jimmy-Flippets!’” Everybody gasped! Then drove mach 28 to a desert then threw him out the car then gave him a packet of super-sour-patch-kids-that-suck-all-the-water-and-life-out-of-your-body-and-completely-drain-you and then stuffed them all down his throat then slap him then drove of and fired him from the ‘corn corn corn factory’.
When they got home they saw Miss Miss sleeping under the shoeboxes looking tired and exhausted. They never even noticed the black and white walls until weeks later! They did notice the walls smelt nice though and did look a bit hairy but they didn’t think much of it.
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